I feel like getting this down for historical sake. There is no real value in what you are about to read.
once upon a time...
A "ginormous" bull lives in a sunny green pasture.
He frolics and eats his weight in grass.
He has the girls at his disposal.
He lives the life of a superstar stud bull.
Then one night he gets bored,
or decides the grass may be greener on the other side of the fence.
He breaks free and goes on an adventure...
SMACK, CRASH, BANG, *insert noises of a major vehicle cash here*
only to be struck by an oncoming van.
A van carrying two lucky ass people since the bull is darn near as big as the van.
A van with such severe damage ya think it was car/18wheeler, instead of car/cow
Bull with his tongue hanging out and feet stuck straight out
he is flat dead.
A chain is fastened around the bull's neck attached to the back of a pick-up truck.
As the poor dead bull gets pulled away before the eyes of all
we must remember the grass isn't always greener on the other side.
yes i did see this and yes it was like a version of the twilight zone. and even though i shot video of the bull getting whisked away by chain we sure the hell didn't air it! lol